PinnedAlexa KocinskiinThe Belladonna ComedyIf Other Directors Had Indulged in the Trend of Making Millennial Childhood Toys Into Movies:Watch out for the infernal beep boops.4 min read·Nov 21, 2022--4--4
PinnedAlexa KocinskiinSlackjawQUIZ: Is Your Boyfriend Cheating, Or Is He Trapped In An Early 2000s WB Teen Dramedy?You’re dating the perfect guy. He’s popular, smart, and he lives in Sunnywood, a small town about 45 minutes from the Big City. It’s a…5 min read·May 29, 2022--1--1
PinnedAlexa KocinskiinSlackjawDiary Of A Psychiatrist In The Year 2027Tranquilizer isn’t just for horses anymore.4 min read·Feb 15, 2022--1--1
Alexa KocinskiinSlackjawThe Bukowski Business Writing BootcampA decade of Bukowski’s drunkest years condensed into a short intensive training program·3 min read·Jul 4, 2021--2--2
Alexa KocinskiinSlackjawMy Best Friend Of Five Years Turned Out To Be A Mystery Shopper Surveilling My Consumer HabitsOur friendship was built on quality control.2 min read·May 29, 2021--14--14
Alexa KocinskiinThe Belladonna ComedyAre You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret…the Praying MantisPuberty is hard for everybody, but it’s especially tough for a flat-chested insect who has just moved to New Jersey.·4 min read·May 24, 2021--1--1
Alexa KocinskiLetter from the Dean of Medicine to William Carlos WilliamsWilliam Carlos Williams pursued two careers — poet and doctor. Many poets and critics of his day believe his work as a poet suffered for…4 min read·Aug 21, 2019----
Alexa KocinskiNo costume this year?Do costume parties feel like a parade of people who have more creative vision and look better in hats than you do?3 min read·Oct 31, 2018----
Alexa KocinskiI Was an Aloof, Hostile StripperI’m coming clean here about a very small, albeit insignificant part of my life. Which is why I didn’t put much effort into the title…8 min read·Jul 13, 2018--1--1
Alexa Kocinski“Easy” Jobs That Are Hard For MeNot long ago, I was jobless and flat broke. I wasn’t picky about my line of work; I was just aiming for steady money. I quickly landed…6 min read·Apr 26, 2018--1--1